“The researchers also found that cube-shaped faeces on an eight degree slope rolled far less than spherical-shaped models.”
No shit, Sherlock...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:55,
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Well of course
The Ooh-Aah bird is so-called because it lays square eggs
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:27,
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I think they've solved the mystery of "how", not "why"?
My guess is it's a primitive marsupial form of Yahtzee
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 10:03,
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Pick up sticks type thing but with poo?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:28,
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Mine is that shape
Because I got bored of moulding it into balls.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 10:38,
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Scientists should study why scientists feel the need to study why wombats have cube-shaped poo
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:05,
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Scientists should study why some people don't value knowledge, and research humane ways to remove such people from the gene pool.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:28,
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Scientists should research how some people end up believing that people who don't think the way they do should be killed.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:28,
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Scientists should research your mum
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:42,
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Many expeditions have set out. None have returned.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:50,
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I have never said anything of the sort.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:41,
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How do you propose removing them from the gene pool then? Forced sterilisation? That's usually frowned upon as well.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:08,
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Exactly, which is why we should research more humane ways.
Christ, you must think me a MONSTER.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:19,
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You're the one advocating literally wiping out a group of people.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:23,
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Before we continue, do you understand that this is a puerile comedy website?
And are you in any way referring to my response to certain racist cunts joking about killing n-words in /chat?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 21:31,
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I... er... know? I mean I've been here a while.
I'm a little baffled how you can take an accusation that you're contemplating genocide seriously? Unless it turns out you actually meant it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 23:37,
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Right.
Thing is, what you're saying isn't very fun or interesting, so it seemed like you were just being a naturally dull prick.
Soz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 3:07,
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Nice edit. Did you sober up and realise you'd forgotten to actually insult me, or did you purposefully let it drop off the page before doing so?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 21:15,
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Yes, but
What about the metaphysical reasons?
And as for "manufacturing cubes inside a soft tube", I think they missed the fact that wombats are already doing that. I think the real research should revolve around how we can use square turds.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:44,
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They'd naturally stack more efficiently in Japanese fridges.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 18:46,
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