You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » links » Link 1562006 | Random

This is a normal post I'd never work somewhere so sole-less

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He said in the interview that he's going to give their finances some welly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like pointless flip-flopping to me

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that Peter Foot had to be replaced because he was so lazy, he was such a loafer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my ex-boss
Richard Sole
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the boot's on the other foot now. Or something

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Foot booted out, Boot shooed in?

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You win this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this foot is made for walking

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I fear Mr Foot will be down on his uppers if he doesn’t find a new job soon.
Meanwhile Mr Boot has much work to do to improve Shoezone’s down at heel image.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter didn't toe the line, so they socked it to him.
Must have been a kicker to lose that position.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was he fired
did someone lace his drink? Maybe he was tripping at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post His real name
was Peter File
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He discriminated against the polish

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember for the state opening of parliament one year
Michael Foot had broken his ankle, so Dennis Healey took his place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post So you’re saying, as far as attendance of that year’s state opening of parliament is concerned,
Michael Foot’s broken foot was his Achilles heel?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it too late to shoehorn one more pun?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure we can slipper a few more in...

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The products are all so good
it's really hard to shoez one.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post good grief

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post God no

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post put a sock in it

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they wish they'd
winklepickered someone else.
 (stubhuman, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he takes time to heel
after his insolent behaviour
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone has their faults
it'd be cruel to moccasin.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post his name might sound shoe-related, but it really depends on the brogue

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Foot will find a way
to cobble together a living.

Maybe open a disco and call it Club Foot.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post surely playing Northern Sole

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. Boot?

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 6:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work, team, good work
I’m pleased to see that the crisis hasn’t diminished our skills. Or we’d be on our uppers.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought I'd slingback to check on the pun progression here
Itching to see what new ones people come up with - I'm on wedge
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No better platform for it

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Welt it's good you're interested.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Mar 2021, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoe!
(said in a Joey Deacon voice)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 10 Mar 2021, 15:22, Reply)