Good Lord
Robert gets a bit of a flash (or two)
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 6 Jun 2021, 12:21,
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Singing was much better too, surprisingly
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 6 Jun 2021, 13:21,
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It seems apt that
at the start of the lockdowns, we had people like Joe Wicks and Sophie Ellis Bexter making people jealous with their seemingly effortless perfect lives, and as we near the end (fingers crossed), all we have left is a couple of swingers in their kitchen.
I mean, its far a more achievable (and happier) lifestyle, but still...
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Jun 2021, 23:43,
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The idea of doggers in some forested car park late at night, all keyed up for their night's revelries but keeping an eye out for unwelcome visitors and the police
a lone owl hoots in the darkness, there is a rustle in the bushes and suddenly out springs Toyah, in full war paint, tits swinging wildly as she leaps on to the long bonnet of an estate and breaks into a rendition of 'I just wanna be free'
startled the doggers scatter off into the night pursued by Fripp's plaintive ukuelele accompaniement
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Sadly I would most likely make a bee line for said tits
it would fulfil a childhood fantasy and I'll take my chances with the ukulele playing (it may in fact help)
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 11:56,
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I feel you have been thinking about on honing this scenario quite a lot
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 14:49,
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they'll still be doing this loooong after lockldown has finished I reckon
If you want a picture of the future, imagine Toyah waving her tits in a human face — forever.
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