Watch Windows 95 crash LIVE
There is apparently a limit on how long you can run Windows 95 for before it crashes, so this should die in a couple of hours.
Aren't Saturday nights exciting?
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:18,
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That MIDI rendition of For Whom the Bell Tolls is fucking banging.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:41,
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I miss MIDI on websites.
It's impossible to take things too seriously when a cheesy instrumental is playing in the background.
Twitter should experiment with a MIDI radio station you can't turn off. See if it cuts down on the squabbles.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:47,
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And really poorly/over-optimised animated banner ads!
I was also going to suggest going back to frames. But I suspect that would just make everybody more angry.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 18:52,
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At least we got rid of pop-ups
No way in this day and age would we have websites with half a dozen fucking boxes you have to close before you can see the content oh wait
(horrid, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 23:20,
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I doubt the bots will mind.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 19:18,
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1h 28min left
dam it, I'm going to have to watch it crash
(razzle, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 19:17,
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wtf - it didn't crash.
edit just crashed a few seconds late?
that's my Saturday night sorted for fun
(razzle, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:45,
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The irony is that the system clock is about two minutes fast.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:38,
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If I could go back and tell five year old me that when he gets older he's going to enjoy watching that on a Saturday evening, he'd probably have punched me in the dick.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 20:49,
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I was browsing Vacuum cleaners online the other day, and finding it rather enjoyable.
It's like I was saying to the poor woman that's been saddled with me - you know you've hit middle age when you get as excited about a new kettle or washing machine as you used to get about a new bike or games console.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 21:00,
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I bought a vacuum cleaner the other day.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 28 Aug 2021, 22:39,
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Jesus Fucking Christ
(brbman-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 0:11,
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Was it this bit:
"with a spectrum of severe injuries, including loss of the glans penis"
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 1:31,
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Jesus Fucking Christ
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 2:19,
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F S
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 7:22,
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You'll know it's serious when you see porn vids and start noticing the decor.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 1:50,
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There is or was a reddit on this topic according to a discussion during a gamesplay video
I think it revolved round an object in view, possibly a duck
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 7:46,
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First happened to me years ago.
I just remember thinking "what a nice hardwood floor...".
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 14:11,
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ha, been watching 15 Storeys High
An episode has a storyline around choosing decor from Readers' Wives.
(horrid, Sun 29 Aug 2021, 16:41,
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