woman with world's most profligate lifestyle urges others to act on climate change
The Philip bit is my favourite. We are now told that a man previously photographed shooting tigers and crashing round the country in his range rover was actually some sort of Attenborough-like figure who was trying to warn us all for years. I'm surprised she can keep a straight face
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fucking hell
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10154077/Kate-Middleton-steps-SS20-Eponine-coat-dress-Earthshot-reception-Cop26.html
"eco-credentials" for wearing the same pair of shoes 12 times. She'll be living down a hole with Swampy next, the poor dear. This really is quite nauseating
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One does one's bit
As you can see, I am wearing this broach for a second time! That will have saved at least three lives in the gold and diamond mines.
They all have a secret meaning, you know. I once insulted a president by wearing a particular broach!
One did find it most amusing.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:21,
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Brooch
*saves planet by using dictionary again rather than buying a new one*
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I saved more than you
I didn't even buy one in the first place
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:42,
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I'm dead green me, even got a green dress on look. Green. And pants.
Oh this, just a butterfly, I love butterflies and that. Cant get enough of them. Have you heard of The Levellers? I have.
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Oh it's a photo of Philip surrounded by monarch butterflies
Probably a better choice than a photo of Prince Andrew amidst a nesting colony of shags
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 12:59,
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a photo of Prince Andrew amidst a nesting colony of
(was going to write sluts, specifically underage slutty girls, but slags fits into the joke better)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:46,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:08,
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Very hot in there. Have you ever been? Amazingly hot.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 19:00,
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Being head of the Crown Estate, she's got lots of land
And that land could be rewilded, and absorb fuck tonnes of CO2.
It's not necessarily a bad thing to be rich and in charge. If she's going to drive change within her sphere of influence, it's a fucking big sphere. Even a teeny improvement is probably more than I could manage.
/Devil'sAdvocate
Obviously she's part of the Illuminati plot to raise global temperatures for our alien overlords. Queen Liz-ard!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:20,
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if it's going to interfere with her 6 week summer grouse shoot, no deal
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you don't shoot grouse during the summer, oik
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 16:53,
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The season of summer starts around about the summer solstice in June,
and finishes around the end of the third week in September.
That means the "Glorious Twelfth" is very firmly in the summer, oik.
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Varmint, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 21:53,
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Look, we all know
the only reason she is promoting being green is that the royal family is poised to make billions from offshore wind farms, because they own all the coastline.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:49,
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You'd think they could erect a few turbines themselves and, over time, become almost self-sufficient in electrical energy production for their own use
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Just remember she didn't choose this stupid lifestyle for herself, just as we didn't choose it for her.
Hate the unelected office. The individual who happens to occupy it is there by accident, not by design.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 13:51,
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she could choose to end it though. Today
She's had 70 years to end it or change it if that's what she wanted. She could have slimmed it down, sold off some shit - she didnt, she wants it all. Remember the tears when the massive yacht was taken away?
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Lol. Living in an independent monarchy twelve years into successive Conservative governments must be a living nightmare for you.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 2 Nov 2021, 15:32,
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Which country in our political union are you inaccurately describing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 19:03,
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Yeah, show me a wealthy head of a wealthy family who is eager to give up their wealth and influence for the greater good.
Event saint Tony Benn gave up his title but not his wealth, and in doing so gained greater influence.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 18:40,
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so she's not prepared to give up her wealth and influence for the greater good,
Why then is she asking us to make similar sacrifices?
It's called hypocrisy
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To what extent have you done it?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 16:10,
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Have you done more or less than her, in terms of proportion of your wealth?
The hypocrisy thing swings every which way, is my point. We're all built to the same specifications, more or less, and our collective behaviours are quite predictable. The chances are that if your birth-assigned roles were reversed, you'd be just like her and she'd be just like you. Neither of you are forced to give up your wealth, power, influence, freedoms, etc, so you don't.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 21:34,
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I guess I am as bad as her in that hypothetical alternate universe you've just imagined
I take it all back
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This is a surprisingly weak and stupid response from you.
The question remains: Have you done more or less than her, in terms of proportion of your wealth?
The probability I described relates only to the predictability of collective behaviours in this universe. Your lack of both logic and empathy is quite unbelievable. Pick a lane.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Nov 2021, 14:17,
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probably a bit more than her tbh as I do the recycling in my house most weeks
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You think putting the bins out is giving up wealth and influence?
I think you need to think harder.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Nov 2021, 17:02,
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hey, she already composted one daughter-in-law, what more do you want?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Nov 2021, 22:02,
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