the deep sigh as he sits back in the truck is priceless
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 13:39,
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Why was it taken out of its natural habitat to a vet?
What was the medical emergency?
Why is there pizzicato light entertainment music playing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:31,
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Psychotic bear gets euthanized doesn't have the 'In Other News' feel good factor
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:53,
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The 'mad' in mad honey comes from a toxin which can be fatal
more here
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"Fatalities are rare but not unknown."
Nothing about this intervention makes sense to me. Who or what was this bear being rescued from?
Even if this bear was going to die from getting shitfaced on mad honey, that would seem like a natural sequence of events to me. Why should its habitat be denied the resources that dead bears naturally provide?
Just let bears get as shitfaced as they want. We don't need to get involved.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:26,
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Think of the cubs.
I think it was underage.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:43,
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Yeah it was a cub itself, so unlikely to be a parent.
Even if it was, why should humans intervene? The plant grows naturally, the bees grow naturally, the bear grows naturally. Everything was going fine until some humans decided there was a problem because... Reasons?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:28,
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Calm down, the bear is going to be released into the wild
That honey is the product of human activity so it's not exactly a case of letting nature run its course. This is not unlike orphan elephants in Africa now being rescued due to drought. These days wildlife rarely exists in a pristine environment unaffected by human activities and sometimes it needs a helping hand
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:54,
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That honey is the product of millions of years of co-evolution between plants and bees,
and seemed to be doing its job perfectly well without human intervention.
Do you happen to know which national park it was, and if it has a human-managed apiary? I've looked and cannot find.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 21:44,
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www.hurriyetdailynews.com/bear-passes-out-from-mad-honey-176036
"Upon the notification of the beekeepers producing mad honey in the forest in Yığılca’s Karakaş village, who realized that there was an unconscious bear next to their hives and that the hives were broken into pieces, the teams from the Regional Directorate of Forestry came to the region."
And here's the bear being released to ukulele music twitter.com/VahitKirisci/status/1558170522676088835?s=20&t=7niUUoFVy6gIcOedLd9Osg
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:52,
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Just to make sure the bear avoids any contact with humans in the future even when starved
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 8:51,
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Oh well fair enough if it had stumbled upon an apiary.
Bit silly to have one in a national park, innit.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 13:40,
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Are you kidding?
Have you seen how much tasty, tasty meat there is on that fucker
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:49,
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Not to mention his natural habitat is the bed of a pickup truck.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 21:50,
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We used to pay good money for that...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 17:21,
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