Serious question:
Do you think they'd let the cadaver on public display for five days in Westminster hall in this weather? I reckon it's an empty box, Brenda is in a fridge in buck house.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 0:53,
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Then there is the obvious risk of theft.
She'll have been so well embalmed that she'll outlast the mourners.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 1:14,
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Apparently royals get lead-lined coffins.
So if you were wondering why they needed eight pall-bearers it's probably so there's less chance of them dropping the thing.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 1:29,
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lead lined coffins are the only way to protect the dead from kryptonite
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 1:57,
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Stops them being reanimated.
Imagine the shitstorm if she rose from the dead on the third day.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 3:04,
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*imagines*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpTHrdemfQo
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 3:22,
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I was thinking about this exact scenario on my way home from work yesterday.
She'd be the ultimate 'Patient Zero'.
Who's going to be Mr. Bigbaws and first to take a swing at the Queen's re-animated corpse?
Should you allow Ma'am to bite you if she wishes?
How long will you spend in prison for lopping off Ma'am's head?
What with the tens of thousands of peasants all lining up to take a look at her corpsebox, the outbreak would take hold of the UK in mere hours.
Speaking of which. Pretty sure that Coronavirus hasn't gone away. I suppose the media just don't want to bring up how potentially devastating it might be from a public health standpoint to have so many people from different parts of the world crammed so tightly into such a small area. Might detract from the narrative a bit.
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I vote we dust off and nuke the site from orbit
for the safety of others
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Boris beat Covid single-handedly
that and made an outstanding success of Brexit
and how do we thank him? A P45
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 20:18,
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Vacuum packing in Mylar is the more modern solution, works for meats.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Sep 2022, 3:01,
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It's definitely an empty casket.
Even if the likelihood of somebody successfully pulling off a heist is infinitesimally small, can you imagine how fucking mental the repercussions would be?
How much would the Queen sell for on the black market?
What happens when the video of a masked Chinese billionaire fucking her lifeless husk gets released to the baying masses?
The Monarchy is overwhelmingly responsible for England's identity - on an international level at least. The symbolism would be crushing.
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