Fuck you, I won't survive an otherwise fatal event like you tell me
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:00,
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You can always try a homeopathic safety belt. You wear it in the comfort of your own chair at home for 3 seconds in the morning and you're fully protected on the road for the rest of the day
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:40,
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I always thought
the homeopathic seatbelt was like a regular seatbelt, but was so diluted that to any rational examiner it looks and acts just like the image of a seatbelt printed onto your shirt.
Either that or you get the cause of death in a car accident (the other car) then place that in pure water for a while until the water gains a memory imprint of the other car, then you take 2 drops of that water before driving.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:43,
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The lower the dose, the greater the potency.
Therefore, because some water has touched some cars before continuing its way on the water cycle, all water is now incredibly potent counter-car medicine. However, as more water touches more cars over time, the potency of the anti-car power of water is constantly diminishing.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:01,
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