Let's raise the mood with naff science jokes. (No need for naff AI - enough naff AI creating joke content)
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- 'Cause they make everything up.
- Why don't Neutrons a cheap date?
- Cause they are charge free
Har Har.
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:48,
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OK
- Two cats are on a sloping roof. Which one will slip off first?
- The one with the lowest μ
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Varmint, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 20:43,
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Why are churches full of Higgs Bosons?
They are required so you can have mass.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 13:36,
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What makes an electron a decent cricketeer?
Their spin rate.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Dec 2025, 14:28,
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A mosquito was heard to exclaim:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain".
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro
Diphenyltrichloroethane.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 16:48,
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A lot of people confuse Einstein’s General and Special Theories of Relativity
General Theory shows how gravity is actually the curvature of four-dimensional spacetime, while his Special Relativity Theory postulates that it is ok to fuck your cousin
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 4:25,
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