What're the chances of that happening?!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 14:17, Reply)
Wouldn't it be weird if these coincidences never happened? No? Global communist conspiracy it is then.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 16:35, Reply)
Always looks as though he wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:22, Reply)
I reckon he would piss on you no matter what, not caring whether you were on fire or not.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:29, Reply)
strong agree. the other one is Joe Lycett. When you catch him 'off' he just looks like somebody has stuck a turd under his nose.
His tv show "joe lycett hides behind bodyguards" is pretty abysmal as well. Its like somebody has given Jack Doherty a tv show to annoy people on.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 17:54, Reply)
I generally change the channel when he appears.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 18:26, Reply)
that would quite sincerely label any and all criticism as homophobia because he's completely unable to comprehend the fact that some people just think he's an absolute cunt.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:58, Reply)
I remember now my friend was in a standup competition (before he was famouse) with a few people, lycett was in there as well. he completely ignored everybody in the green room whilst every else was chatting and like "good luck mate"
and yeah the 'phobe' defence on anything is just poor. "if you don't agree 100% with us you're a phobe and bigot and want us dead"... fucks sake. its a bit moustache party.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 21:49, Reply)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 14:16, Reply)
Why is it so important that so many express a tedious or unfunny opinion about comedians who are gay or have had mental health issues?
Can't we go back to olden times, when people were better?
(, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 1:14, Reply)
Are you suggesting that a comedian's sexual preferences and/or mental health status should be taken into consideration before appraising them? Or that we shouldn't criticise people that happen to be gay/mentally ill at all?
I only ask because (believe it or not) I have more gay friends than straight, and the ones that have formed an opinion of Lycett seem to think he's a cunt, too.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 6:34, Reply)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 19:36, Reply)