Wasn't me, by the way.
I just want to make that clear, following my recent reply on /board
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 15:36,
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Hahaha.
God. I bet you're right.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:04,
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The fact this is above the Murder She Wrote video
Is highly HIGHLY suspect.
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:04,
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"Did you hear that politician Anne was murdered?"
"Widdecombe?" "No, wid a [insert murder weapon here]."
(The Porcupine From PurgatoryTom Cruise piss films, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:29,
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Christ, it's 20 years since I first heard that joke about Reese Witherspoon,
finally it's possible to use it for real.
(The Porcupine From PurgatoryTom Cruise piss films, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:33,
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The VILE HATER murdered in HAYTOR VALE
If the police aren't looking for a white man called Wan Addecombe then what are they doing?
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:53,
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"The murder of Ann Widdecombe proves how important the £5 million donation for my security really is"
--Nigel Farage, tomorrow.
"I can't wait to see what she has left me in her will"
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Fri 10 Jul 2026, 16:58,
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Top prediction here BTW
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 17:28,
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Close
but Monday and the Home Secretary.
(An Egg,D, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:05,
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Graham Linehan: See, i told you...
Jess Philips: See, i told you...
(swank, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 17:10,
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Well obviously it wasn't you. The guy's 26.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:26,
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I can be any age I want online.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:31,
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The last time you did that, Huw...
You got 6 months.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 23:46,
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(That was the joke)
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 5:53,
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Apparently the police were struggling to assemble a list of suspects...
...Now that BT don't print the phone book.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 18:57,
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I note the fact that the press wrote
"a 26-year-old white British man" I assume to stop the mobile pitchfork mob instantly targeting anyone who may not look like they where born in this country. Also, We require a statement with an alibi please to eliminate you from our enquiries.....
(TBLI posted this on, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:02,
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The press wrote that because it's a quote from the police
Stop with the conspiracy theories.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:44,
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Police will have said it to
stop more Farage riots though, won't they?
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 22:55,
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Stop being rational. It's 2026 for goodness' sake.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 5:54,
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On contemplation I reckon she was just trying to help the chap.
Down tools as she didn't for years.
I like feeling safe at home and she did herself but did not deserve to be done in.
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 2:27,
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sad to hear they've arrested a bloke for it already
the story had "unconventional but loveable detective arrives to a murder mystery of old lady in twee english village" written all over it
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 3:43,
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