The Typo One? Really? That's what they've called it?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:56,
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That's one ugly looking car
"It’s the type of car that you park up and everybody stops and says: ‘Fucking hell, what have you just turned up in?"
But not in a good way
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 11:08,
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Jaguar looked at the Tesla Cyber Truck and went
"Mmmm, that's great, let's make a car like that. When has Elon Musk ever been wrong amirite?!"
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 15:04,
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All cars are ugly,
and all owners of oversized (and overpriced) cars are compensating for some physical, mental or emotional inadequacy.
All car enthusiasts are maggoty perverts.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:22,
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grey brutalist box
devoid of personality, uncaring and selfishly sized.
Perfect for the rise of fascism.
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Enough about the drivers - what do you think of the car?
Boom boom!
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:26,
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I can see why they first showed it in pink. Silver does it no favours whatsoever.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 17:58,
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I actually really like the rear. It reminds me of '70s-era Hi-Fi
The front is ugly as fuck and looks like the bastard offspring of a Rolls and a Range Rover.
Why the fuck doesn't it have a rear window, though? I'd understand if it was a concept car, but did the designers seriously sit there and go "let's get rid of the rear window and use this far fewer reliable camera instead, because technology!" There's space for a rear window. There's no reason they couldn't have installed a camera and a rear window. It would have arguably made the car look much more attractive.
And why is it so fucking long?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 16:18,
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