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This is a link post Just did a 75cl bottle of vodka in one night
So I thought I'd try this quiz. I already know the answer - any other B3tards willing to give it a go? If you try it click "I like this". How may other B3tards are also pissheads?

My result:

You answered 9 items out of 20 Yes.

Your score is 45%. According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered as few as 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. Since you answered more than 3 questions Yes you should seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional.

cf. howlingspoons.blogspot.com/2006/08/anniversaries.html
 (thereisnopoons until, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 0%
But then I don't drink, so I'm not sure why I clicked through all 20 questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Literal
LOL

thnaks
 (thereisnopoons until, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post WooooHoooo! It's official.
You answered 16 items out of 20 Yes.

The only problem I have with alcohol wasn't asked - is there enough chilling in the fridge?
 (PhantomPhlanPhlinger Phlung a Phlan on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 15/20
That'd explain why I'm living back at my mothers miserable as sin then!
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Is alcohol affecting your reputation?"
I think you'll find the word you want is "enhancing"
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(thereisnopoons until, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though,
this survey is bollocks because it fails to differentiate between past behavior and current behavior. For example, I've drunk so much I've blacked out, but not for about 6 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the here and now factor

(thereisnopoons until, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
it's assuming that all questions are equally weighted too.
i drink sometimes when i'm shy, but i wouldn't' class that as the same wieght as "have you been hospitalized from drinking"
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 6
but I reckon anyone who was ever 16-18 will answer at least 5 of those with a yes if they're honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I got 5.
I think "as few as 3" is a bit wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post IS DRINKING AFFECTING YOUR REPUTATION?
YES, IT'S MAKING ME SEXY AND COOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?"
wtf? efficiency in what? energy efficiency? working efficiency? do I keep leaving the tap on?

also: in the last 12 months I've had less than 30 units; I've never been a big drinker. but I answered yes to 4 of those questions so now apparently I should go to my GP and ask to be investigated for alcoholism. bullshit.

As was said up there^^ this only works if the questions are equally weighted, and they clearly aren't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)