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This is a link post Condensed movies: The Omen I made this!


The world's most frightening movie, condensed down to a single sheet of A4 paper in the language of today's easily-bored youth. Guaranteed to make you SICK WITH TERROR

Sponsored by FERRERO ROCHER. Om nom nom tasty nom, also guaranteed to make you SICK WITH TERROR

Also: I've just noticed the lady on the poster is actually saying "IRANU" in a Vic Reeves stylee. There can be no other explanation.

Also also: I'm going to collate these into a book. Your suggestions, plz, for further condens-o-films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *sicks up with teh teror*
Yay
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Scaryduck
for teh win!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you sir
are excellent.
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha this so stupid. i love it
"Oh COCK, I am TEH DED and D SATAN stalks TEH EARTH"
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post winner

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOLOLEVILOLOLOL
Brill. *cleeeeek*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *applause*
Jaws!
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaws!
...was one of the first ones I did.

Om nom nom nom Jaws nom
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jaws!
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post American Werewolf in London
Plz?
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I shall DO THIS THING
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
And verily, yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The exorcist
The birds
The godfather
Silence of the lambs
 (I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)