He will shout your desire to not buy this product into submission, and you'll be left with five times as much as you wanted BUT ONLY IF YOU ACT NOW!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)
BUY THIS BIG FUCKING SCRATCHY NEEDLE! SCRATCH SHIT!!
I also want to see Barry Scott do Radox.
"OI CUNT! THIS IS THE MOST RELAXING BATH YOU'LL EVER FUCKING HAVE!! RAAAAARRRGH!!!"
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:18, Reply)
"I like this" for replies I so would for this one
*makes a mental click*
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)
If it has my name on it, it belongs to me.
or
Steal someone's iPod, write your own name on it, now it's yours, this would stand up in even the Supreme court.
Billy Mays has a fierce beard.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)
no one will ever think to steal it. But stealing something from someone pretty much assumes it's not yours anyway, surely?
"Well I couldnt possibly steal this ipod, it clearly belongs to someone else. Look at that fine etching work."
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:08, Reply)
Damn, foiled again.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:41, Reply)