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This is a link post Classy porn NSFW
Sorry if this has been posted before, but someone just sent me the link and I'd never seen it before (in a newsletter or otherwise).

Basically, it's a bunch of photographs of some woman who is capable if taking it up the shitter while still looking genuinely classy the whole time. Has to be seen to be believed, really.

Sometimes I wish more porn was like this.

Goes without saying, but definitely NSFW. Unless you count it as art or something.
 (Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post From the FAQ:
Use NSFW - and no that doens't mean linking to porn and marking it NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I totally agree
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!

right after I have had a good look at it
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's doesn't really suit the description to honest
still, not what I want to see via a visit to b3ta
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think original poster
is using the word "classy" very loosely....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
How would you describe it, then?
 (Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post err, porn?
*scratches head*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If M&S made porn...
...this would be it.

Does say "porn" in the title, though, and it is labelled "NSFW". Twice. And I even described the content!
Not your cup-o-tea? Fair enough, but I thought it was rather fascinating myself, in a non-perverted sort of way.
 (Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Then I had a wank...
...and completely destroyed my own argument.
 (Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
it always amuses me that porn is a no-no on the b3ta boards. Considering the offensiveness of alot of the stuff posted on b3ta.... :P
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post gaz Rob then with your musing geezer
as soon as it's not frowned upon around here this place will degenerate before your eyes
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my.
*now knows what Tromboning is thanks to Mr t0ria's worrying knowledge......*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, I think I know the photo he means...
I didn't know until I read your post, why t0ria, why?!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What would that be?
Colour me innocent but I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post here you go
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tromboning

*helpfuls*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It worries me that he knew what this was.
But then he has also heard of this:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post :o
Now I know what he was thinking about whilst ignoring your cat in the video...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post have you googled
'wolfbagging' yet? That was popular on QOTW for a while. The term, not the act.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god I know the picture as well
Its well named it does look a little like she is playing a trombone, although it is fairly misshapen and is probably a good deal less hygenic. Still I bet she could get some similar noises out of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Very odd indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post the shot of her with spunk on her face isn't "classy"

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post its
classy spunk though
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The sort that tastes of truffles

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh yes but in the next scene..................
it is dabbed away carefully by a servant using fine silk hankies.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
choice words
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I could seem so mysterious and alluring with a milk bottle stuffed up my arse.
And god knows I've tried.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:33, Reply)