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This is a normal post Bah.
I lost that one then. I'm intrigued by the duck though!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm making it up as you can't view the videos.
Which brings me nicely onto one of my favourite jokes.

Q. How do you get down from a duck?:
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
how do you get down from a duck?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Something to do with Feathers/pillowcases?

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of coffee and a lie down in a darkened room

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's going to tell me.
I need to know now!

EDIT: While we're waiting, here is the only joke I know:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

LOL.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ROTFLAMO!

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it the microwave until it's Bill Withers
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Zomg!
As a girl I don't know jokes.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what Sickipedia is for :)

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't get down from a duck
You get down from a goose. *badum tish*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw no duck...

'lo missy! How you doing?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thanks
been in Amsterdam this weekend and its nearly my birthday hooray!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh!! Nice!

It was my birthday this weekend just gone and I was old and I had fun and I got drunk and I got a cayke and I got a holiday to Barcelona and it was wicked. :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You jammy bastard!
Happy Proper Cayke day!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta muchly!

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you like 17 now or something?
My b'day is on 16th, which is a problem every year because it's too close to sodding valentines day. I wanted to go out for a meal on Saturday but everywhere is full :(
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww... Sucks to be you.
I quite agree about the timing though, I have two friends with brithdays within 2 days of mine. It means I have a joint party or no one will come out (they can never afford 3 parties despite earning more than me and the fact that I can manage it).

And I'm not 17 - I've officially reached 1/3 of the life expectancy of a healthy male. Except I'm not healthy.

/Middle aged blog.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you're not
you're just a lot younger than me :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, for this week only
I will appear to be one year closer to you in age.

Relish it whist it lasts! (Ms Santiago is happy that temporarily, she only appears to be 7 years older rather than the normal 8!)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)