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This is a link post When cars and bollards collide
Funniest Video i've seen in a while!
(redflame36, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as I can't use Youtube any more
I have to play a virtual b3ta links guessing game. I'm winning at the moment. Is it the video of the rising bollards in Manchester by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post no there are quite a few different ones one here.
seen one you've seen 'em all though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post doh

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Close. Very close
Include a duck in there somewhere and you'll have hit the nail on the head.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah.
I lost that one then. I'm intrigued by the duck though!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm making it up as you can't view the videos.
Which brings me nicely onto one of my favourite jokes.

Q. How do you get down from a duck?:
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
how do you get down from a duck?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Something to do with Feathers/pillowcases?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of coffee and a lie down in a darkened room

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's going to tell me.
I need to know now!

EDIT: While we're waiting, here is the only joke I know:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

LOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ROTFLAMO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it the microwave until it's Bill Withers
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Zomg!
As a girl I don't know jokes.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what Sickipedia is for :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't get down from a duck
You get down from a goose. *badum tish*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw no duck...

'lo missy! How you doing?
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thanks
been in Amsterdam this weekend and its nearly my birthday hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh!! Nice!

It was my birthday this weekend just gone and I was old and I had fun and I got drunk and I got a cayke and I got a holiday to Barcelona and it was wicked. :D
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You jammy bastard!
Happy Proper Cayke day!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta muchly!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you like 17 now or something?
My b'day is on 16th, which is a problem every year because it's too close to sodding valentines day. I wanted to go out for a meal on Saturday but everywhere is full :(
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww... Sucks to be you.
I quite agree about the timing though, I have two friends with brithdays within 2 days of mine. It means I have a joint party or no one will come out (they can never afford 3 parties despite earning more than me and the fact that I can manage it).

And I'm not 17 - I've officially reached 1/3 of the life expectancy of a healthy male. Except I'm not healthy.

/Middle aged blog.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you're not
you're just a lot younger than me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, for this week only
I will appear to be one year closer to you in age.

Relish it whist it lasts! (Ms Santiago is happy that temporarily, she only appears to be 7 years older rather than the normal 8!)
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man the same one which flicks the old lady up in the air into the bin?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh that sounds great!
I've not seen that
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
but similar. The manchester ones are good tho :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lmao
all 4x4 drivers thinking they own the roads
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You stand corrected
All 4x4 owners think THEY own the road. As a cyclist they are all cunts. Especially those who don't give you room when it's a wet slippery slushy snow covered road.


/rant
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Audi drivers are the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Audi BMW.

Good video BTW, the last one was the best!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to admit it
He's right. Most BMW drivers are wankers. Well those I have encountered whilst cycling.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post My observation
agrees with that. Does the car (Audi) make you a dickhead or do dickheads favour Audis? I think we should be told!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post These never cease to make me chuckle :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the 4x4 one
the idiot driver had his wife and baby in there too. Probably fucked the baby's brain right up.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:40, Reply)