marbles + wifes anus
NSFW
how to handle your wife when she makes disparaging about the size of your manhood.
GC says maybe
I'll put NSFW purely because of the subject matter - no pics
(
wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:40,
Reply)
pffft....
for some reason I do not really believe that! Maybe the fact that he reckons he stuck a hundred marbles there...
(
McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:02,
Reply)
yeah I mean.
who has 100 marbles. You just DONT need that many
(
Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:03,
Reply)
So this kind of non-consensual violation
is funny these days huh?
Well, he does have a small penis to make up for...
(
Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:07,
Reply)
*lost for words*
(
Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19,
Reply)
*lost for marbles*
(
McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:49,
Reply)
*marbles for words*
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:01,
Reply)
*watches Lost: loses marbles*
(eats words)
(
admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:33,
Reply)
Haha!
Mad and wrong!
(
..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58,
Reply)
This is both very funny and very dark...!
Worth it all for the final line though. After tormenting his missus, violating her and forcing her to leave him he finally concedes, "I really do kind of miss her though." Great work, slick.
(
Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17,
Reply)
100 marbles? Unlikely.
that would have taken a good hour to do. (i think)
(
augsav, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:09,
Reply)
I think this is possibly a guy with a very dull sex life
just coming up with some fantasy to make him feel better.
Although it's funny, I very much doubt it's true.
(
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39,
Reply)