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This is a link post I'm quite excited about a 'summer of rage'...
but there would have to be ice cream as well. Rage and ice cream. Yes.
Mr. Brooker on why we are all meaningless blobs in the eyes of 'the man'. Well argued and hilarious as always.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought that said "summer of rape" first time around...
i cannot tell you how dissapointed i am now...

EDIT: i must just say, i didn't bother looking at the link, i just put a stupid comment about rape and wandered off. i've now read it and....well, dont'know what to say. he's right, i'nt he?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that would be something worth giving up wanking for.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Prints
Sticks on wall.
Alas my own feeling is that if a "Summer of rage" did occur and if we did get regime change in the UK all that would happen is we'd replace the old cunts with new cunts.
"ave vaginas novus, Licet amo vaginas vetus"
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Politics would be great
were it nor for politicians
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Life would be great if we were allowed to get on with it
I am finally managing to live self sufficiently, growing my own veg, brewing my own very nice beer, earning a tiny amount of money for bills and mostly being massively happy.

You would not believe how much my quiet little lifestyle seems to enrage some people in local government, the tax office, and the police.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hazard that it's more the masturbation that enrages them
than the self-sufficiency ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post only the public masturbation
don't see the problem with it myself, everyone does it, why hide it?
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what i meant
fap away!
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Explain in more detail
precisely how it enrages them? I can see how it would annoy the taxman.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post When you earn under the tax threshold, and are not on benefits or disability
that sure pisses them off. I'm under constant scrutiny to make sure I'm not earning extra on the side, they just can't believe that I'm living a happy life on so little money.

Fairly soon there'll be the "pitter patter of tiny feet" and then I'm sure we'll start enraging social services as well.

Seems the whole establishment can't stand if when you refuse to fulfil your function as a cog in the capitalist machine.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post But the police?
unless you sell the homebrew!
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post well to be honest these days it seems like the police are enraged with everyone
but my own experiences aren't great, and that's just because I went to them as the victim of crime, but when they found out my lifestyle they decided to put me under the microscope and make assumptions that I was a lawbreaker until I proved otherwise.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not worth posting in a new thread but this whole conversation reminded of this too.
www.noliberties.com/index.htm

I saw it the cinema a year and a half ago - very good documentary detailing exactly how we were systematically dicked from all sides leading up to the Iraq war, if you're interested.

-"Right to Protest, Right to Freedom of Speech. Right to Privacy. Right not to be detained without charge, Innocent Until Proven Guilty. Prohibition from Torture. TAKING LIBERTIES will reveal how these six central pillars of liberty have been systematically destroyed by New Labour, and the freedoms of the British people stolen from under their noses amidst a climate of fear created by the media and government itself."

However, who else do we have? I don't think the first time I get to vote could be for tories. I would feel eternally dirty.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post watch the old movie Passport to Pimlico
That gives me ideas, I'd like to declare myself independent from the UK.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post We need to get the following to form a coalition government
•Patrick Moore
•David Attenborough
•Charlie Brooker

any others you'd like to see on the front bench?
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Martin Lewis - Chancellor

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Minister for Housing & Planning
Kevin McCloud
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell no, the guy is a maniac
good for tv explanation, but no good in the real world, he's not even a building designer by trade
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Can Abu Hamza please
be minister for racial integration or something?

Just for shits and giggles obviously :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we get Ben Yahtzee Croshaw
reverse deported? Or maybe he could be remotely in charge of things, I can agree with him a lot more when I can't see his face.
 (Cap'n, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What would he do?
Apart from reviewing games, having a sharp hat and a funky sense of humour, what part of britain could he actually run?
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! H.B.Mupps, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
I tend to vote for people that amuse me and that I don't massively disagree with rather than people who could actually run a country capably. This has got me into trouble before. This is why a plastic bird in a top hat that nods as if drinking from a glass of water is currently my local MP.
 (Cap'n, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what he said^
he's such a dick. He's got no training and when he tried to dip his toes in real building, he fucked it all up (ala here).

I enjoy Grand Designs but when he presents the Stirling Prize you can almost feel the room throwing him daggers.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know that!
hahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Blessed - Communications Officer

(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Education Secutary
Stephen Fry, naturally.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You could run for government. Are you a cunt?

(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts think I'm a cunt
because I like being a cunt to them
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Spiffing.

(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Summer of Rage
summerofrage.org.uk is available ...
 (p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The faster the B3TA party is formed...
...the better.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets do it.
It's a about time we actually did something useful as well as giggling at kittens. Viva La Revolution b3ta!
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha we're gonna need to work hard to get a joint manifesto together,
otherwise it'll just end up like this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we have enough like minded indivudals
to come up with something halfway decent. I'd love baffling the general public by presenting a manifesto that was not only politically viable but also peppered with b3ta memes and in-jokes.
*glee*
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I read the article, but I found it a bit upsetting :(
So I'm going to pretend that it was about a new Streets of Rage sequel instead.

STREETS OF RAGE IV: SUMMER OF RAGE
 (Soured On Beer and given to claims, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)