DON'T FUCKING ENCOURAGE IT!!! THUMBS ARE THE ONLY THINGS WE HAVE TO DEFFERENTIATE US FROM AMINALS!! IF YOU ENCOURAGE THIS CAT TO USE IT'S THUMB THEN SOON IT'LL BE ABLE TO OPEN IT'S OWN FOOD AND THEN IT'LL FIGURE OUT GUNS AND KNIVES AND THEN WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!! THIS IS A REAL DANGER PEOPLE!! HEED MY ADVICE!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
besides, I think cats have a right to learn to build nuclear weapons
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
you'll just be left with a big fat smug looking cat having a wank (thumbs!) on the kitchen floor.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)
cat's are too fucking lazy, shit and selfish to do anything with their new found thumbs anyway.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)
And they'd be laying traps around the house at the first opportunity.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, Reply)