DON'T FUCKING ENCOURAGE IT!!! THUMBS ARE THE ONLY THINGS WE HAVE TO DEFFERENTIATE US FROM AMINALS!! IF YOU ENCOURAGE THIS CAT TO USE IT'S THUMB THEN SOON IT'LL BE ABLE TO OPEN IT'S OWN FOOD AND THEN IT'LL FIGURE OUT GUNS AND KNIVES AND THEN WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!! THIS IS A REAL DANGER PEOPLE!! HEED MY ADVICE!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
besides, I think cats have a right to learn to build nuclear weapons
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
you'll just be left with a big fat smug looking cat having a wank (thumbs!) on the kitchen floor.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)
cat's are too fucking lazy, shit and selfish to do anything with their new found thumbs anyway.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)
And they'd be laying traps around the house at the first opportunity.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:37, Reply)
t0ria or Capn. Wow boasting about having not one but two cats with polydactyly all round just yesterday?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
I still feel like shit though. I'm just having a quick cup of tea and a Crunchie break at the mo.
ED: Plus my ears were burning so I thought I'd pop in and see who was taking my name in vain!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)
And helped you get over the shock of losing to me at isketch
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
I won the second game and came second in the last game, and not to you.
So Nuh.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
and I didn't cheat once last night! Paul refused to help.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
I they have 7 fingers on each front paw and 6 on each back one :)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
...the cat at the Polish deli. on Gaythorne Terrace in Leeds must have had ten 'fingers' on each paw. Mind you that was back in the seventies when men were men and goats were frightened.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Lilith. Her paws are like boxing gloves.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)
so they look like they're wearing Mickey Mouse gloves
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Thumb kitty still comes across as being completely bone idle and useless,and otherwise incapable of actually acting upon the fiendish schemes of twisted hideousness I imagine most cats plot as they gaze at us. I've often assumed their book of choice is The Prince by Machiavelli
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. It explains it all.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)