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This is a link post Purple Aki is real!!!
Im not sure where I read about this strange purple gentleman but I was sure he was an urban myth. Turns out hes real and a nonce. Thought it was what parents threatened their children with when they were being naughty!!

"Behave or Purple Aki will come and nonce you up"
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 4:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, he's one of the rare ULs that turn out to be true
I though this was going to be an old news story, but it seems he's still up to his tricks ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
I've had the misfortune to meet him..

A few years ago I was shopping in Liverpool and he was pestering me & my mate to show him our biceps and he kept trying to squeeze our arms. Grade A wierd cunt.
 (addikt, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you didn't get his autograph?
For shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is now...
...a Liverpool wine bar called Aki's. It has a purple sign. I think this is not a coincidence!
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The story got widespread enough for him to become an honest to god boogieman
Totally out of context stories about a purple knife slashing fiddling knightmare, where going round schools in the North East in the 90's
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:53, , Reply)