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This is a normal post Why have I still not seen Keyboard Cat?
Am I missing out?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite funny the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine a cat being rescued by a sea-rescue helicopter
all harnessed up with it's front legs out like a zombie.

Then it is lowered in front of a piano and the helicopter is buffeted and shakes the cats stiff front legs around and those legs hit the piano a bit and play a rudimentary tune.

What you see is just the final moments of the cat and piano with the helicopter noise dubbed out
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to see all of that,
Its sounds like the end bit might be a bit shit :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god - you can buy the playset!
www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-Hospital-Air-Rescue-Helicopter/dp/B0000A12IW
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be marginally less shit if the music wasn't dubbed on.
*shatters illusions*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maru pisses on him

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Maru rules all
that's why!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have mixed feelings about Maru
He's great, but I get the impression that he is an urban 'flat cat' that never gets to go outside and has to entertain himself in various ways because he would die of boredom.
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather like b3tards on here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're right
thats why he goes a bit mental. But a lot of Japanese pets are kept indoors from what I understand.

He's still ace though
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, most urban cats would just sleep and shit
at least maru makes something of it
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)