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This is a link post The Apprentice's Ben vs Keyboard Cat [video] I made this!
The Apprentice's Ben "I've was offered a place at Sandhurst" Clarke and Keyboard Cat, all helped along by a fantastically scathing put down from Sir Alan.

If only Keyboard Cat could play the bugle to really rub it in.
 (bigwow, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have I still not seen Keyboard Cat?
Am I missing out?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite funny the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine a cat being rescued by a sea-rescue helicopter
all harnessed up with it's front legs out like a zombie.

Then it is lowered in front of a piano and the helicopter is buffeted and shakes the cats stiff front legs around and those legs hit the piano a bit and play a rudimentary tune.

What you see is just the final moments of the cat and piano with the helicopter noise dubbed out
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to see all of that,
Its sounds like the end bit might be a bit shit :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god - you can buy the playset!
www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-Hospital-Air-Rescue-Helicopter/dp/B0000A12IW
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be marginally less shit if the music wasn't dubbed on.
*shatters illusions*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maru pisses on him

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Maru rules all
that's why!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have mixed feelings about Maru
He's great, but I get the impression that he is an urban 'flat cat' that never gets to go outside and has to entertain himself in various ways because he would die of boredom.
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather like b3tards on here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're right
thats why he goes a bit mental. But a lot of Japanese pets are kept indoors from what I understand.

He's still ace though
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, most urban cats would just sleep and shit
at least maru makes something of it
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to Sandhurst.
It's quite a nice place really.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the background on your profile
How odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post All my own work.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I just went to your profile looking for some sort of background story
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I want o know how it's done.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post make a tiling animation
make another as a separate layer

repeat

paste all of them over each other in imageready

or however these cool cs4 kids do it these days
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh
Shall consult VIMOD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is more than Ben can say
After all that harping on about the place, I don't think he even went there.

It's like somebody going to a job interview and saying "Experience? Well, Leeds Met offered me a place. Like that, do you?"
 (bigwow, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "I quite fancied working for Nike as a designer."

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was that?

(Peter_G, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was in that there army.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post no shit
I was wondering if he could elaborate.
 (Peter_G, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i had a g/f once
and both her dad and brother had been there. dad loved it, brother didnt like it. each to their own i guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post How do I embed this please?
Bit new to all this, I'm afraid. How do I embed the video on here?
(Or is it actually better not to and just leave it as a link?) Thanks.
 (bigwow, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It will
auto embed it it can.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post can it
will it embed it auto
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Automan beds Will
He loves it
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I too are in mourning for my logitech mouse.


*sads
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine was a Trust one...
...the scroll wheel went to shit...

*weeps*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing
Thanks for the replies, everyone.
 (bigwow, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i truly hate this kind of program, but keyboard cat made it ok to watch
well done! i got offered a three-some once...

ME AND TWO CUPS OF TEA. ye i don't care anymore, life's too short.
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post great name sir, great name

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)