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This is a link post Top Tips from 'Moron Magazines'
Genuine top tips clipped out and blogged about for your self-indulgence.

From the Hero of Switzerland (via www.peterserafinowicz.com)
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post soo good it should have been in the newsletter before last ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Is fannyc on holiday this week?
She hasn't been on here at all :S
 (I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post oo er, no idea
or taking a break from b3ta or summat
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The one about the thermos flask
and hotdogs has a level of genius.
 (Fluffster, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant :)
I bet if you went around thlogknows place she'd have loads of stuff that she's done from the magazines like the whisk cotton wool holder ;)

*Edit* Sublime:

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 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post True that :-)
Take a Break is more educational than book learnin.

Here's one I would submit:

Did you know that if you go to Starbucks you can ask them for a bag of used coffee grounds. They have to give you it and it's free.
You can then use these as a cheap exfoliator to get rid of cellulite.

Also if you mix honey with an aspirin in and put it on your face it gets rid of spots.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The coffee grounds aren't a bad idea actually.
Only thing is, you'd smell of coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's something to do with the caffeine in them
- although it's messy as hell
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And you can put them in your compost afterwards
True fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post and if you're dark you can rinse your hair in it.
Makes it shiny.

Beer's good for that too but makes you smell like a tramp
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The egg tips are making me strangely nauseous
heroofswitzerland.blogspot.com/2009/04/top-tips-chat-magazine-pick-me-up.html
 (I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is both hilarious and tragic.
For some reason, I get the very real feeling that many of those sending tips in are on the verge of dementia.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post We should have a compo.
See who can get the most patently ridiculous idea published.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)