You're supposed to say why football isn't pointless, then say that something else is pointless. You broke the chain.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)
is an important part of social cohesion.
Kerry Katona is pointless.
See, I get it!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Kerry Katona isn't... wait, I don't know who she is. But she's definitely not pointless.
Paedophilia is pointless.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)
I was wondering how you would explain that she isn't!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)
Hang on... Right. She probably provides pleasure to teenage boys who are fans of large breasts and aren't very discriminating.
Now justify paedophilia.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)
it gives people like Jonathan King something to do and keeps them off puerile digital arts message boards.
I give up!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)
It's a simple acceptance that something cannot be achieved.
Danny Dyer is pointless.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)