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This is a link post I wanna f*ck you ! NSFW

(picitujeromanov, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've been waiting for this moment for all my life.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
first click of the day comes from me.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
please tell me those are joke ears!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ear-relevant.
he would still fuck you.

sorry, did you say ear jokes?
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ear Jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many ears has Spock got?
3... his left ear, right ear and the final front ear...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are.
I'd never seen this before but it's Wim de Bie, famous Dutch satirist.

The subtitles are great too;

"You're so beautiful
lying in the hay
You're so pretty
amazing

I like you
and I'm getting itchy
[etc]"
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got it on record, but never seen the video

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhaa
He's like potty mouthed Richard Stilgoe on Viagra
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He reminds me of Sean Lock for some reason
 (bogsludger, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, I didn't think I'd see this again.
It's 1970s Dutch TV from 'Van Kooten en de Bie'.

The actual joke is in the subtitles, which roughly translate as:

Oh, you are so pretty, lying down in the hay.
Oh, you are a beauty, in one word: 'mighty'.

I really like you, I really like you.
I really like you, It's itching all over.

I'd like to ask you, for a little ride,
in my brand new car, it's right outside.

(piano solo)

The way to a man's heart, is really through his stomach.
When you cook me a meal, I really like the taste.

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At the time English songs were often subtitled to help the Dutch understand the lyrics.
 (I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up!
It's that old guy from Up!
 (Aikon, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That, or...
Shawn Lock and Noddy had a kid.
 (JackB, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The seventies where a different time,
We need more of this, but your door is closed
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:13, , Reply)