The world's fattest mother...
... has decided that, at 600lbs (I'm not sure what that is in real money), she wants to go for the whole thousand.
Yes, she has her own website: www.donnamsimpson.com/
You have to pay for full access, but, based on the preview... ewwww. It's really not to be recommended, and is probably NSFW.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:57,
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And hopefully a plank tied to his feet
for safety
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:00,
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Let her keep trying
to reach 1,000lbs. She'll die soon enough from it.
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There are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like her
I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. She could focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon
:D
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:10,
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FOund the food that will help her
I recomend 1 a day until patient is dead: topcultured.com/will-they-build-it-kfc-krispy-kreme-luther-double-down/
*edit changed link to better one.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:10,
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