I'm not being funny but
It does not look like she's enjoying it.
He's drowning her!
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:40, Share, Reply)
It does not look like she's enjoying it.
He's drowning her!
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Looks more like agressive stalking, gang raping and attempted drowning to me
Call the duck police!
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Call the duck police!
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Technically it is rape, yes
That's how ducks breed.
Quite interesting how ducks have evolved because of mating habits. The female has evolved a corkscrew-shaped vagina to cut down on being raped, and as a result the male ducks have developed corkscrew-shaped penises to try and mate.
Bet Darwin never thought of that one!
EDIT: a bit about breeding here, though no mention of duck willies... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard#Breeding
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That's how ducks breed.
Quite interesting how ducks have evolved because of mating habits. The female has evolved a corkscrew-shaped vagina to cut down on being raped, and as a result the male ducks have developed corkscrew-shaped penises to try and mate.
Bet Darwin never thought of that one!
EDIT: a bit about breeding here, though no mention of duck willies... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard#Breeding
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This is a link...
To an award-winning blog post (!?!) on the subject.
blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks/
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To an award-winning blog post (!?!) on the subject.
blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks/
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:01, Share, Reply)
That is bloody amzing!
I wished i had a ballistic corkscrew knob!
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:14, Share, Reply)
I wished i had a ballistic corkscrew knob!
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:14, Share, Reply)
isnt that rape?
the worst thing is that a duck can last longer than me.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:43, Share, Reply)
the worst thing is that a duck can last longer than me.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:43, Share, Reply)
I'm sure you'd last a while if you were screwing a duck though.
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Mallard gang rape...
Stewart Lee did a skit about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MroAtQKHu8
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:51, Share, Reply)
Stewart Lee did a skit about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MroAtQKHu8
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:51, Share, Reply)