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This is a link post Cows produce human breast milk
eeww
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good
Now we can drink milk that is actually meant for our metabolisms, rather than for a ruminant.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not wierd enough.
Now, show me a cow with a pair of human boobs. THAT'S wierd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And also strangely-alluring
Mmmmm....come here Daisy, and let me suckle upon your soft, yielding teat.
 (Leemondus, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My doggee produce tasty milk
when I pull his single udder up and down
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaa
*shudders
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Try the chocolate milk from his tail-pump.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But that's where I keep my wink-wonk warm.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I never really got why human breast milk is more gross than
COW breast milk.

And as much as I love it, cheese is just the nipple secretions of a cow that have been deliberately soured and left to go off for a while.
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is also the end of all of us...
By splicing human DNA into cows, we're simply narrowing the gap for bovine disease to mutate and infect humans... just saying... I'm not much of a fan of the idea of catching a case of Mad Cow.

Edit: I can't spell...
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's... not really how viruses work.
Anyhoo you can already get a case of Mad Cow... see our unspellable friends Creutzfeldt and Jakob
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't splice our immune system in.
Don't panic.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was listening to Radio 4 this morning (don't laugh)
Interestingly, it seems that cows first caught TB from humans.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans gave leprosy to armadilloes...
...who are now reinfecting humans.
 (Eli-T, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The circle of life rolls on...
...grinding all beneath it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Seemingly unpeterbed by any ethical concerns"
What fucking 'ethical' concerns? The milk is better for humans. This isn't like the pigs in Revelation Space who are near human sentience and treated like animals, they're just fucking cows.

Fuck off Sky.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)