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This is a link post Lollipop Chainsaw NSFW
Something about this upcoming video game I like.... NSFW
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm maybe wanna slap a NSFW on that one?
I'll hold out until the reviews on this one.
This Japanese "tits and guns" games generally tank on gameplay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Arse,
thought I had ticked the box. Done
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a chainsaw owner
I've always thought they'd make fairly poor melee weapons in a zombie horde attack.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought.....
....a weaponized chainsaw would have to be much lighter and vibrate a lot less. They could weight the end of the blade to make it swingable (Is that a word?) too.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post To get a proper swing you'ld need an end-on pommel handle
For the weight it'ld have to be a two handed one like a broadsword but the balance would be off.
Only option I can see is to craft the body in titanium and the handle weighted with lead.

But given the amount of blood / body matter spray your going to have our protagonist is going to need a full hazmat suit in order not to become infected.

I really don't think their've though this through.
* tuts *
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more the fact..
..that the chain would actually take a while to chew through a zomb, would have trouble with bone and would probably clog up with fabric.

Sorry to be a party pooper but come the zombie apocalypse you'll thank me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I agree, plus during a zombie apocalypse you don't want any weapon that relies on consumables.
A simple broadsword should survice to cleave the head from the shoulders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Like all video games, *especially* Japanese ones, don't get hyped until you see actual gameplay footage.
There's no point to the video, beyond BEHOLD OUR TITS AND DEATH. Is this an ARPG? Dead Rising rip-off? Ludicrous button-bash-athon like No Hero? The hype tells me nothing.

Hot bird in a microskirt uses exploding(!?!?) chainsaw to elaborately destroy enemies that are trying to rape/eat her. Nothing stereotypical about this J-game.
Nothing at all.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i was looking forward to this, but the main character design is awful
I was hoping for something a bit more stylised, to go with the ridiculous premise. Something a bit like gorillaz or Dean yeagles Mandy character, here:
gallery.bellefree.com/dabeagle/The-Mandy-Gallery

Even something completely unique like bayonetta would be welcome. Instead, we get a bland, forgettable looking japanese love doll who looks neither realistic or stylised.
Bah - they should have got me to design her! I would have given her a CDC and some rart chebs
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)