Poo on a Ball
I made this!
For fucks sake. What the fuck?
I noticed that there was something on the football just outside the patio window. It's poo. Something has had a dump on top of a fucking football in my garden! What sort of sick, insane creature does that!?
Do I have cats on stilts or hover foxes ?
(
zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08,
Reply)
Is it Peter Crouch?
He's always shit on-the-ball
geddit??
(
TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:13,
Reply)
and he probably lived up to his name in order to do this!
You have the truth! Call Whitehall!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
"I made this! " I think you've answered your own question...
(
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24,
Reply)
TBH it looks a *bit* like a squished frog
And is that blood I see? :(
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:04,
Reply)
That symbolises exactly what I think of football.
Whichever creature did that is an artist.
(
monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:29,
Reply)
Not just you
I awoke this morning, nipped outside for a tab to go with my coffee and discovered a turd on my rugby ball. Didn't have the presence of mind to take a photo, but it was a similar consistency and colour.
We have two hard-as-nails cats who tend to keep the neighbourhood cats away, so I'm going to go with hover foxes.
How do we combat this menace? I'm thinking kitchen roll tubes on the cats legs to give them the height advantage, or possibly a remote control helicopter's rotors on the pooch as a chopper-dog hover fox deterrent. Any ideas folks?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
