I dunno ...
... 'sticking a duck into Konnie Huq' has a pleasing alliterative quality to it
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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or as a Sun headline:
"Lucky Duck in Mucky Huq Fuck"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:26,
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Or:
Lucky Ducky Charlie Brookie in Sucky Fucky with Konnie Huq(ie)
Duck of course being relative to Nottinghamshire speak (ey up mi duck)
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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or RAMADAM BUSTERS
they could use that one AGAIN.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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OR... if she ever punches his cock...
"RAMADAMA-DING-DONG DONG DING"
She is Muslim isn't she? No? Ah well, close enough...
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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What a couple of twats
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:51,
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