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This is a link post Charlie Brooker explains Kony 2012

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at his angry, snarling sprout-like face.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post look at his tiny eyes...
they are getting smaller on his face...he looks illustrated.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ....Look at him sticking his diuck into KonnieHuq

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post dick ^
damn you un-editable subject line
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno ...
... 'sticking a duck into Konnie Huq' has a pleasing alliterative quality to it
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post \0/

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post or as a Sun headline:
"Lucky Duck in Mucky Huq Fuck"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Or:

Lucky Ducky Charlie Brookie in Sucky Fucky with Konnie Huq(ie)

Duck of course being relative to Nottinghamshire speak (ey up mi duck)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post or RAMADAM BUSTERS
they could use that one AGAIN.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post OR... if she ever punches his cock...
"RAMADAMA-DING-DONG DONG DING"

She is Muslim isn't she? No? Ah well, close enough...
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What a couple of twats

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Konnie Huq has powerful thigh muscels I guess.
"muscles"

Arse...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm
Konnie Huqs arse
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld vandalise her Blue Peter garden....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd probably put my penis in her vagina but, you know, each to their own.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to imagine that she's on her laptop somewhere, browsing this thread;
whilst absent-mindedly fingering her bumhole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd pucker up her Blue Peter badge...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Something, something, sticky back, something
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
sticky bare
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post kony huq?

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing really wrong with them
It's just they're not a mans, eyes are they? They're more of a cockerel's eyes embedded in a mans face
 (Oysterboy, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Charlie Brooker. A wank who became what he railed against
...and that 10 'clock Show is one of the worst things on British TV. What on earth was David Mitchell thinking! Even Jimmy Carr is too good for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
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When I saw him on Brian Cox's A Night with the Stars, with his freshly baked hair. I did think, "what a massive twat".
 (loci, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie is actually aware of this and acknowledged such in his final 'Screen Burn' column
I doubt you watched 'Black Mirror' last year but the second story '15 Million Merits' hints very strongly at it too.
 (User #86772, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Get over yourself
I used to feel the same way. Until that I realised he is consistently, accurate, observant, empathic and funny. The man has a lot of heart.
 (Super Jet Shoes, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post But all this is pointless when you realise you don't like his nose

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post They forgot to mention the Ugandan oil.
WILL SOMEONE PLLEEASE THINK OF ZEE OIL!?
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We need to raise awareness.
£1.42 a litre it cost in london last night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 'We're all in this together.'

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry in a couple of years we'll be getting that yummy falkland island oil

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'SLURP'
I hope the invasion of Iran goes to plan, they have got tasty oil also.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Greedy old Syria must have some delicious oil too. Surely humanitarian crises are enough for a country to be in the news.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post .5% of global production according to wikipedia.
Not a major amount.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't get reported much but SWIFT cutting them off is going to bring things to a head soon I reckon.
www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/15/us-nuclear-iran-idUSBRE82E15M20120315
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i love how the way the clip ends
with a laugh from jimmy
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine...
...Konnie Huq and Lauren Lavern copping off with each other...

...imagine...
 (Megamoss, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)