make like Fred West... er, no - Dibner.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
it's the "do it all tidy" i.e. drilling holes in ceiling, trailing it under floorboards, pinning it to edges of walls, repainting
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
If the wife complains, tell her it's subsidence.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)