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This is a normal post the best bits of the bible
are the bits no one takes very seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the bits I like the most
are the bits that atheists cite as the worst bits.

Like the bit where Elisha is getting mocked by a bunch of kids, and he curses them in the name of the Lord, and they get eaten by bears. I love that bit. Totally wish I could do that sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And the bit when mohammed pops some wheelies on his BMX, that was so cool.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post atheists who cite "the worst bits" of the bible really wind me up
Very rarely have they read the whole book (mind you, same goes for a lot of people who call themselves christians) There's some *great* stuff in there, in parts it's a very entertaining read.

The problem is never with the book, it's with the people that interpret it - and that leads me back to my point which was that the bits people take incredibly seriously (and use as an excuse to be a bit-of-a-dick about things) often seem to be the least interesting bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post they can't see the wood for the trees

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Genesis.
Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that whole story line
is a bit lolShakespeare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking maybe an early E.L. James.
Fuck! now there is an idea!!!!

Edit: Dammit, eroticbiblefanfics.blogspot.co.uk/

maybe we could do a quran one instead
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 50 Shades of Goy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post plenty of material here
wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Wives_and_Concubines_of_Muhammad
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorted, just have to autoreplace the word qu'ran for the word cock and concubines for fat s ho's
then to find me a publishing house.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)