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This is a normal post I'm suspicious that these Ted talks might be part of some conspiracy to control the masses through faux-intelligence
And soon it will be revealed they were actually an evil, Bond-villain-esque cohort all along.

Run by a one-eyed man called TED. Who strokes a cat. And orders genocides.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can just imagine that
"Hello, yes, I'd like to order a Chicken Tikka Masalla, Sag Aloo, a Genocide, and do you think it would be greedy to order Rice and a Naan?"
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just assuming it would be not unlike ordering a Pizza for the seasoned psychopathic megalomaniac.
'Yep. Uh huh... and, um, can we order the execution of all the rebels too? Yup, all of them. Cheers. God I love working at TED!'
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post There some nice things on TED.
But also a lot of unbelievable crap, particularly on the TED X regional ones. Real nutcases can go on and talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like a b3ta TED event.
It'd be great, loads of people on here have such niche and wacky specialist knowledge it'd be paradigm shifting. Possibly shifting in the wrong direction though.

Moggy could be the keynote!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of paedos, psychos, computer nerds, pot-heads and gayers all in one room.
I wonder what would happen..
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Something awesome, that's what.
Enzyme could be the MC in the day.
Baldmonkey would compere the gala dinner in the evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What about me?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lying naked in the men's urinal wanking,
BEGGING strangers to do their hot, dirty business into your open mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I just got a new knife, I'll show it to you real soon.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you made that knife yourself you're a pale shadow of our resident stabby type

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be on security detail.
You'll only be able to do what Tabs is suggesting on your lunchbreak I'm afraid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't doubt there is. I've only watched one or two and they seemed quite enlightening.
I just have an in-built skepticism of anything promoting ideas that everybody seems to agree with and not question.

Well, on my facebook at least!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you dont have to be talented to speak at TedX
its organized independently i think
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)