I don't know if you have a penis or not but the general Etiquette is to piss against something not just let it flow into the wind.
Like when I was a teen I got high on shrooms and had a glorious piss against the front door of the freemasions grand lodge in London.
*prouds*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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You know all to well I don't have a penis and once again the point is the way DD refers to Toria as a dickhead
rather than the semantics of what was said or what was inferred.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Actually I didn't know were male, female or miscellaneous.
I was pointing out that there's levels of pissing in public and she was way outside the norms.
Women piss in public at fests too but they find handy bushes to water.
Men have trees women have bushes.
That is the etiquette.
Just voiding your bladder in the middle of a crowd is beyond accepted social norms.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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You have been on b3ta long enough to know I'm a woman!
and that my common-law husband died just last year - thank you!
And it not about the pissing in public - it's about the way DD speaks to my friend Toria (who is also a female in case you were struggling). It was bang out of order to call her a dickhead and bang out of order to imply I must be retarded because I don;t agree with him. So I played his game and called him a cock! End of discussion
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Ok first up
No I had no idea, people don't go round here wearing id badges.
If a poster is a man or woman is of no reliance most times.
Second...
Whilst i'm sorry to hear about your husband it's not something I brought up. So to imply a slight against you from me because of it is unfair.
I'll leave you to the rest of this thread because i'm not touching it with a 10 foot barge pole.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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That's the second "End of Discussion" we've had in the last 10 mins
Can you guys just agree that girls and boys should piss under bushes or against walls, respectively, so we can get back on with the serious business of posting links and funny banter?
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YOYOYO OLI's IN DA HOUSE!!!!!
Although I think outdoor mictuation is thoroughly acceptable, publicly pissing in the middle of a crowd is a bit extreme, if a guy stood in the midst of hundreds of people in the middle of a field and got his winkwonk out and pissed it would be deemed unnacceptable. Similarly a woman pissing in the middle of a crowd isn't nice, it's a bit grubby TBH. OLI!!! 'sup?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Yo Skelmeister! S'up, homie?
Yeah, I'm good. I know I'm good because I'm not covered in mud and someone else's piss. It's just not my thing any more, and I'm good with that now.
How's your Monday going?
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This panicked me, then baffled me, then I realised it's Tuesday.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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This is the most heated argument
I have ever seen about weeing etiquette.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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One of my mates got drunk once and pissed on my TV.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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A drunk young lady pissed on my rug once too
Many moons ago...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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Only cost a bottle of vodka and a pack of smokes
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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Oh dear.
I wouldn't know what to do at all. I mean, do you whip it off there and rinse it under the kitchen tap or rush to the bedroom to see if you've a spare?
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I threw it out the window
It was rank. I think it might still be stuck in the hedge to this day....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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