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SACRILEGE!
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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School dinners RUINED hot puddings for me
a plastic plate full of half warm semolina with a blob of jam in the midhhuugghhhhhhh.....uh...uhhh......I have to stop there.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:20,
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Home made custard
is not school dinners. Real eggs in it and everything.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:23,
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custard i can do
semolina/rice pudding/tapioca I just can't do.
at all.
same for butterscotch angel delight, but that's another story
(LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:24,
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Typical scouse.
Anything more 'fancy' than faggots & smash and she's culinarily overwhelmed.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:27,
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"faggots & smash"
sounds like you and miranda on a night out
(LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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Correction:
Sounds like Miranda & I have finally got a name good enough for our urban dubstep project.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37,
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Dubstep is worse than Herbs semolina
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41,
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In that case
you would think tinned semolina and 5% 'real fruit' jam would be right up my alley.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:29,
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it's supposed to go in your mouth
(LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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i've certainly heard that's what your alley looks like
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:31,
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Mind, "alley" makes it almost sounds bijou.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:38,
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10foot though,
not 4foot
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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Only that one time you smashed my back doors in
but we promised never to talk about that again. It hurt.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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Try Fried Christmas Pudding
Not deep-fried, just in a pan. It goes well with evaporated milk and it's better if you use leftovers.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:08,
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O_o
Do you find that you're hearing your GP use the word "morbidly" a lot?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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He GAZ'd me to ask what Bariatric meant..
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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Christmas pudding is like port:
It only happens once a year.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:11,
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