crikey, I'm not a fan of his work but...
Police in America have uncovered a bizarre and elaborate plot hatched by three men who planned to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:40,
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"castrate"?
I think the correct phrase is "perform an oophorectomy".
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:45,
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I'm sure that's a clever joke, but experience has taught me not to google words I'm unsure about at work.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:47,
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It's not clever,
but it is work safe.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:51,
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experience has also taught me not to believe statements like that.
*thinks back to THAT day*
*shudders*
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53,
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Pfffffft
EXENTERATE! EXENTERATE!
(witty_dittyhas made multiple miaows since, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53,
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Is see what you did there, so not an orchiectomy
(Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:13,
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*crosses legs*
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:01,
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A proposed act of humanity rather than a crime
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:48,
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Castrate AND kill?
Surely just one of either would suffice?
Also, serving 978 years in prison? Is he a vampire?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53,
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If he's due out soon, then the answer is yes.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:54,
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Mindpiss
I was going to say the exact same thing
(Buttersand his titanium codsocket, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:58,
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you snooze, you lose
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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