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This is a normal post Is the norovirus as bad as they say?
(hope you're fully bonnie now)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the Norovirus for my 30th Bday
...it was great, I was wearing a bucket for 10 hours straight. I wanted to show my bucket off but Norovirus said, there's no fucking way you're leaving that bed bitch.
 (Big Poe, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, gawd. So, mainly puking? Not shitting. Or both?
I'm not getting off on this, btw: I want to know whether the press are overplaying the symptoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You scat fetishist AICMFP.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It started off with a vomit
and then the poo came. And then it was simultaneous vomit and poo, and then it was only poo. I use the term 'poo' very loosely (har har). It was pretty traumatising, even when I wasn't vomitting I still had mega stomach pain, but a day or two after I was right as rain again.
 (Big Poe, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Vomiting from both ends.
If you'd pinned me to a fence and spun me I'd have been like a Catherine Wheel. Also shivers, hallucinations, and every joint in my body felt arthritic. And my bumhole was somewhat reminiscent of a squashed blood-orange.
 (Leemondus, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha - reminds me of the time a mate of mine who is a chronic alcoholic drank white spirit in desparation. Shit just poured out of him, he resorted to cutiing two leg-holes in a bin bag, taping them airtight and wearing this as a shit collector for the rest of the day whilst crying.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
...

Just why?

It's not even alcohol...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not?
*stops drinking, throws bottle away*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Went down with that New Year's Eve about five years back.
I'd visited family in hospital that afternoon and gone out on the piss for the evening. Over the space of about 30 mins I went from perfectly fine to stomach cramps and uncontrollable vomiting. Got home, then the shits kicked in. Spent the next day and a half alternating between puking and shitting, feeling like death the whole time.

Couldn't face proper food until a few days after. Spent the intervening period eating soup at about a spoonful an hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going on a cruise ship next Friday.
I'll let you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)