Currently in the Holy Land, if you wish to shower or have a shit uninterrupted by incoming Iranian missiles
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 9:02, Reply)
An Israeli practising good hygiene is about as likely as my cat flushing the toilet after it's been for a shit.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:56, Reply)
Seems unlikely.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 10:58, Reply)
This is very confusing.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 11:23, Reply)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 11:40, Reply)
Mouse vomit disposal*?
*Might be a band name.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 21:56, Reply)
Video revealed it was the cats. She, my wife, also didn't chew my shoes or pee randomly around the loo.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 22:21, Reply)
At least when not bombed
worldostats.com/country-stats/shower-frequency-by-country/
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 11:56, Reply)
France is rated 'High', and I bloody know that isn't true.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 12:32, Reply)
But Israel has an ethnic cleansing routine
(, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:00, Reply)
