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This is a link post Bloodstain analysis
Fancy yourself as a CSI?

New scientist show you bloostains and you work out how they were made.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those are ridiculous.


*Q: How was this bloodstain created?*

*A: Bloody footprint*

Is that really all it takes to be a CSI?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was an ariel shot of five people looking into a lake
:(
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This is a normal post Bacon
with five grilled tomatos
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post After watching CSI.
The main quality you need is to be Smug. Very smug an all knowing smugness.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post by the Sasquatch stepping in a bowl of tomato soup

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post the little toe isn't the right shape
to be that of the Sasquatch, sorry.

*puffs on pipe*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Aunt Flo?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post the result
of masterbating with sandpaper over your partners foot?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't
This like the old ad you used to get in comic books, 'If you can draw this picture' it was basically a piss easy question (like the TV quiz ones) to get you to send them money for their drawing course, or I suppose crime scene training.
 (Benzyl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
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So this is what Dexter does... Interesting.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post what makes it worse...
are the pictures that go with the answers.

Blood pouring down a wall is a picture of thick red paint pouring down a BOOK.

and the last one is ribena?
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This is a normal post That was far too simple
I refuse to believe blood stain analysis involves only "oh, look at this big splatter... I therefore conclude A DROP FELL FROM A LARGE HEIGHT!" - 'cos then we'd have 5 year olds coming out of primary school art lessons ready to take on the World's worst criminal minds.

Also, this teaches me that blood seems to behave just like coffee, maybe a bit thicker.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it does
I deal with blood stain analysis experts at work quite a lot. Their favourite kind of pattern is a nice spatter from an impact into already spilt wet blood.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen how their houses are wallpapered?
It may be a little disturbing.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:34, Reply)