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This is a link post Book for the girls, DVD for the lads.
I suspect that there'll be a certain proportion of the population who might welcome this 'announcement'.

Gentlemen, start your wanking...
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord!
*drops monocle*
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh,
the amount of women I've seen on facebook and twitter saying 'where is my Mr Grey....' or something along those lines.

If Christian Grey WERE real, he would be hunting for his prey on a dating site and would not be a youthful, handsome entrepreneur - he'd look like this assets0.ordienetworks.com/tmbs/1817c11f4a/fullsize_2.jpg

He'd be an absolute weirdo.

They should get Christopher Nolan to make it realistically like the Batman films and have him this sad, fat, basement dwelling, BDSM loving internet forum dweller.

TAKE THAT, WOMEN.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
The only people I've heard rave about this shitty book are sub-literate, anti-intellectual mouth-breathers.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't even do it right
You should NEVER use zip ties for example....

(or so I'm told!)
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit. Did I leave the webcam turned on again?

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just checked to see what appears on the 50 Shades of Grey
"Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" bit of Amazon...

Living Life the Essex Way
Sam Faiers

In the Name of Love
Katie Price

You Only Live Once
Katie Price

A Prison Diary: Volume 1 - Hell
Jeffrey Archer

100 Hits Presents: 2000s Karaoke
100 Hits

May I Have Your Attention Please?
James Corden

Classy!
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHAHA Oh, I fucking LOVE that.
I may have to post this on facebook. I may be lynched by the thickies.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness,
I did cherry pick the utter shit and 1984 also appears for some reason.

Mostly it is just lots of other of-the-moment "must read" stuff like The Hunger Games, which may well be not shit.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend (who is slightly dyslexic, in fairness) said on facebook how much he enjoyed that,
so I googled it- it's a kid's book.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah,
that's fantastic and hardly surprising.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
The CG identikit image has more than a slight resemblance to a young Roger Waters
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)