
I suspect that there'll be a certain proportion of the population who might welcome this 'announcement'.
Gentlemen, start your wanking...
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

the amount of women I've seen on facebook and twitter saying 'where is my Mr Grey....' or something along those lines.
If Christian Grey WERE real, he would be hunting for his prey on a dating site and would not be a youthful, handsome entrepreneur - he'd look like this assets0.ordienetworks.com/tmbs/1817c11f4a/fullsize_2.jpg
He'd be an absolute weirdo.
They should get Christopher Nolan to make it realistically like the Batman films and have him this sad, fat, basement dwelling, BDSM loving internet forum dweller.
TAKE THAT, WOMEN.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)

The only people I've heard rave about this shitty book are sub-literate, anti-intellectual mouth-breathers.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)

You should NEVER use zip ties for example....
(or so I'm told!)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

"Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" bit of Amazon...
Living Life the Essex Way
Sam Faiers
In the Name of Love
Katie Price
You Only Live Once
Katie Price
A Prison Diary: Volume 1 - Hell
Jeffrey Archer
100 Hits Presents: 2000s Karaoke
100 Hits
May I Have Your Attention Please?
James Corden
Classy!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I may have to post this on facebook. I may be lynched by the thickies.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I did cherry pick the utter shit and 1984 also appears for some reason.
Mostly it is just lots of other of-the-moment "must read" stuff like The Hunger Games, which may well be not shit.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)

so I googled it- it's a kid's book.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)

The CG identikit image has more than a slight resemblance to a young Roger Waters
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)