Budgie in a hat!
Budgie in a hat! Budgie in a hat! BUDGIE IN A HAT!!!
(and she's a pretty darn happy budgie too)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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She dropped her monocle :(
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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We had a budgie that would wank.
It would have one foot on the perch, the other up on the bell below its mirror. Looking in the mirror it would bounce up and down until it reached orgasm, at which point it would usually topple off its perch barely conscious. Unsurprisingly it would do this often, and if interrupted at any time during its furious self-abuse would bite viciously. BaC.
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Varmint, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:22,
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We had a half dozen baby budgies (all male)
and when they hit budgie-teenage they all tried to shag my mum's hair.
Constantly.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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Ha, yes! Hadn't made that connection.
Edit: A finch foot fucking:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LhvceX9FCY
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Varmint, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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From now on
All budgies should wear hats. I'd like to see one in a beanie.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:17,
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