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Marketing Dog and Cat Meat

Dog and cat meat may be sold either through local papers or over the Internet. Craigslist (use the "general" category under "for sale") is one of the best sources for businesses to market it. We have had problems with eBay in the past and the Amazon Marketplace does not provide a venue. Meats must be shipped in dry ice*. We recommend Federal Express or UPS overnight.

Code Words: 420, once only used as a code word for marijuana, has rapidly been popping up to represent pet meat, as has the term "roses" or "kisses." 420 when used in conjunction with dinner, means dog or cat meat. 150 roses or kisses means 150 oz. (or kg. dependent upon your location) of dog or cat meat when GFE is also mentioned in the ad (GFE stands for Good for Eating). Dog and cat meat is so sought after that many women will actually trade it for sex. Check out the Craigslist Erotic Section (so recent to criticism) and type the letters GFE into the search box. See how many woman will pander their bodies just for a taste of Muffin or Stew.

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This is a normal post Euthanasia Techniques is a cheery read

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This is a normal post I know WTF is all I can say, is it a joke?
"Dragging. This method is best accomplished in a desolate place, as it sometimes arouses compassion in unrelated observers. With your dog on its leash, attach the free end to your car's bumper or to the rear undercarriage of your vehicle. Once done, get in your car and begin to drive at high speed. Five minutes will probably do the trick. If not, try and other five. Remember to remove any gravel that may lodge in the dog's flesh afterwards."
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Pretty dark stuff.
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This is a normal post Very...
...although it did feature in a Chevy Chase movie, if I recall.
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This is a normal post And the opening credits of the League of Gentlemen
Attached to Mr Chinnery's bicycle.
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This is a normal post that can't be real
even as misguided satire, it is deeply disturbing.
the 'about us' page. o_0
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This is a normal post "Or that when you give your dog or cat to a pet cemetery, the body is often shipped to China to be made into a hood ornament for some wealthy terrorist? "

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