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This is a link post DIY fruit pastilles I made this!
I've cooked some DIY fruit pastilles as a b3ta newsletter sponsorship thing. They were pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicking stuff from Currys in a riot and a bag of drugs. On Youtube.
That should get you about 100 years.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post And his benefits'll be stopped.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post not on benefits or in social housing
maybe they'll refuse me NHS or kick my kids out of school for making poor jokes. Wouldn't be surprised in the least.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda guessed that you weren't on benefits, to be honest.
Your kitchen looks reasonably nice.

But... yeah. There'll be a mark against your name next time you or any of your family goes to see the GP...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 1:30-1:33
Oh, there was really no need for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Replace the citric acide for Malic acide for sours :D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malic_acid#Malic_acid_in_food

Big fan of citric acid though. Use it in my homebrew.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to use it to descale the kettle.
So did the people in my mother's office... until someone forgot to rinse it out, and someone else ended up drinking coffee made with boiling citric acid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't get it mixed up...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/exploding-bubble-gum-kills-student-1837673.html
*warning graphic story*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post jeez
well as far as I know we don't keep explosives in the kitchen
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good man, everyone one knows thats a job for the potting shed.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
It's like he read George's Marvellous Medicine and thought it'd be fun to emulate...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh interesting
might give that a go
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Just be careful of the dosage.
It's pretty strong stuff.

I'ld only use a 1 tsp for a gallon of prison cider.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The Ginger Fuhrer
looks like a cut price Charlie Boorman. the Nigella bit got me moist though.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just asked my wife who he is, "went off with Ewan McGregor on motorbike. Useless trustafarian. Bit of a twat"

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a bit of a twat but exactly what I would be like given the oppotunity...
Besides I was thinking more along then lines of a love child between Greg Davies and Rik Mayall.
*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)