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This is a link post Emergency Evacuation Tube for High-rise Buildings
This might just work. As long as you slow your descent at the right time (potentially messy) and you're not phobic of the dark, heights or confined spaces
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly invented by aliens to
create self cooking human sausages, in the event of a fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:17, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 1:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone should add this commercial to their CV

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post can you imagine the claustrophobic panic induced when feeling momentarily trapped
in such a device during an emergency evacuation situation?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post and when i say emergency evacuation
i mean shit. i'll go last, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If people are shitting as they go down

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not actually a new idea, it just seems to be finally getting some notice.
There's been two above the concert hall at the Sydney Opera House for years now. I was never allowed to have a go on them.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^What he said^^
This is actually a VERY old idea. I seem to remember seeing this at least 20 years ago on the TV.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually bio-inspired:
www.herpetologynotes.seh-herpetology.org/Volume6_PDFs/Shea_HerpetologyNotes_volume6_pages467-470.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you stripped off and went through that I bet it would feel amazing!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The static would have your pubes up like a porcupine!

(AoxomoxoA, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take the fucking stairs thx

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *places tank of electric eels under chute*
Mwuh huh huh huh huh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post not suitable for really thin people
or maybe obese people.
Normal people only
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Natural selection in action

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much like an escalator though
there'll still be cunts stopping at the bottom.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve,
so long as they're all set up such that when activated that play the music I just heard.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live on the 6th floor
I'd use that just to get to work in the morning. It looks quicker than our shit lift system.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 22:13, , Reply)