Four-year-old takes goldfish out of bowl for cuddle, has first experience of grief.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:58,
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also: has first experience of proper fresh local ingredients... that child went on to become a top chef serving only select local ingredients, true story
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:20,
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Heh, vg.
Sashimi specialist, no doubt.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:37,
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His signature dish is Carp in blankets.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:45,
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Mrs. Dall did something similar
She though her goldfish would be cold in the water so she put them on the radiator.
Went on to become a veterinary nurse!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 21:29,
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Do fish use the phrase "he's now sleeping with the humans"?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 22:37,
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Depends on the send off.
If it's the traditional Armitage Shanks funeral I believe the correct term is "sleeping with the pishes"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 15:52,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jK6l1WJKUU
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 0:01,
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Not
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn3oOb6Vou4?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 0:13,
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